That's not published, is it? Tweezers, matches, twine, geological hammer. 25 of the most outrageous Summer Heights High quotes 49 of Monty Pythons funniest jokes Tony Harrison: Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk," in its entirety! And it was an, it was called, the, an eclipse. Find your thing. Howard Moon: This is just one mink, this whole outfit. Vince Noir: [pauses. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on? Vince: Mine are published, I publish them myself. North Pole Native: That is an interesting story, but now we must eat. 25 of Rik Mayalls greatest quotes Can he get out? [Hamilton nuts Howard unconscious with his shiny conker of a head]. One for height. It doesnt matter that youre a virgin. Imagine that. and our For more information, please see our I'm Howard Moon. Vince Noir: You know the black bits in bananas, are they tarantulas' eggs? Vince Noir: The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know, belt, school boy, Rambo. Chilli chowder. Miso, Miso fighting in the dojo. Its fine. Its 20 years since surreal musical comedy act The Mighty Boosh first formed and 15 since its creators Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding had their eccentric, irreverent TV show of the same name commissioned by the BBC. Don't lock your door or we'll come through your rooftop! The Mighty Boosh: Live - Future Sailors Tour DVD (2009) Noel Fielding cert 15 . Come'n let my mate Ricky borrow it, 'cause he likes it. Crouton, crouton crunchy friends in a liquid broth. Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun? You proved your point, in song format! I actually have a relatively small head for a man of my stature. Dixon Bainbridge: I understand it took Howard Moon one month to grow that moustache. Tony Harrison: This is an outrage! What about the animals? North Pole Native: Ah here comes the food now, sandwiches my favourite. Vince holds up a cassette tape] This is the best of the sixties. Panoramica: The song "Nanageddon" from Episode "Nanageddon" Titolo: The Mighty Boosh - Stagione 0 Episodio 28 : Episodio 28; Data aerea: Guest stars: Reti televisive: Parka Creature: Look deep into the parka. Howard Moon: We're in trouble. Vince Noir: I do! Dixon Bainbridge: Make something up you prick, tell them he got eaten by the python. Most of The Moon's quotes are funny: The Moon: And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Bob Fossil: Howard is asking questions about Tommy. 25 of the most textbook Alan Partridge quotes I think he was saying that, although it was a long time ago, and in hindsight, he could've just been shitting himself! He and Tony Harrison were sent to retrieve the Book of Black Magic from the old lady demon Nanatoo. Can't catch what don't exists. That's for your library card. 5 Quotes; Plot Overview Notes Arc Advancement Happenings Characters Referbacks Trivia The Show Behind the Scenes Allusions and References Memorable Moments Having broken out of the Zoo-niverse, vain jazzman Howard and 1960s throwback Vince are free to embark on new adventures. Howard Moon: Yeah, actually. Colin: Some say he's a ghost. Vince Noir: Charlie is genius, right, he's made from a million old pieces of bubble gum. He's a Russian Bear! Directed byPaul KingWritten by Julian Barratt Noel FieldingAir Date 9 August 2005. Vince Noir: I can't believe Bainbridge is selling the zoo! Im Howard Moon. Good for your digestive system. Here's a song: Turn around. The Mighty Boosh Music 15 - Searching for the New Sound.mp3 2.61MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 16 - Alone.mp3 1.13MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 17 - Spider Lovin.mp3 1.49MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 18 - The New Sound.mp3 1.99MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 19 - Nanageddon.mp3 2.7MB; The Mighty Boosh Music 20 - I Love the Chosen One.mp3 532.13KB There's no one here who's got more miles under their belt than me! [inserts gum shield into Howard's mouth]. He poured him into an antique soup ladel, and boarded his magic carpet, destination, Alaska. The pair's search for fame and fortune doesn't go quite according to plan, however, as they find themselves kidnapped by the mythical Yeti, battling the evil Betamax and abducted by the merman of the Black Lake. Vince Noir: All right! It doesn't matter that you're a virgin. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. Marching towards me every day. I really enjoyed this episode and although it did have a few low points here and there, it's still one of the best from Boosh that I've seen to date. Howard: Do you really need fifteen people working on it at any one point. [sticks out tongue] And he doesn't know I licked his back! Made from the tears of Robert Smith., I havent got anything inside. Fossil: You know, the black eyes Chinese people that eat sticks? Charlie wasn't phased though, he just zoomed about the place sucking up Inuits. A desolate beach, a skeleton] Life is pain suicide is freedom Announcer: Next on BBC Four, a seven-hour documentary on Dutch Avant Guarde Cinema. all for nothing: vince and howard go through a lot of effort to impress the goth girls: completely changing their look, summoning a demon, almost causing the apocalypse, almost getting killed averting the apocalypse, but at the end of the episdoe the girls want nothing to do with them and would prefer to date naboo and bollo, an asexual alien and I'm talking about books that are gonna get published. I lean you up against the pillow, and I go at you. Tony Harrison: What is your beef with the Mac? Boosh! Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in its entirety! Lucien: Ol' Gregg. Frequently Tony shouts, "This is an outrage!" Trouble ensues when they summon the most evil demon known to man, an old lady called Nanatoo, who does a runner with their flatmate, the Shaman Naboo's, most magic book. I need a wee-wee. Soup! Howard Moon remains where he is. Howard Moon: How's it going with you anyway in the pop band? I need something more. I was naked, it was dark, I was changing a string, I became entangled! It was too hot in L.A and he melted, like a pink b*tch. Howard: I think you underestimate the power of my acting to hold a crowd. Fossil: The anti-pedian, masheeun, The Killeroo! The Mighty Boosh Moon Quotes The Mighty Boosh Bob Fossil Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes Buddha Quotes Confucius Quotes John F. Kennedy Quotes John Lennon Quotes Mahatma Gandhi Quotes. Vince: Do you remember when that llama got out? The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. NO! Howard Moon: You're just saying that because I said it to you. Howard Moon: Stop tugging me mink! Saboo: Why not just give me a .44 so I can spray my brains across the decks? Dennis: [after seeing that Naboo has no genitalia] My god. The moon big inside a tube! We cut through the night like a windscreen wip-ing you away, like raindrops, don't mess with the boys! Dennis: [before decapitating Lester Corncake, thinking him to be Vince] Aha! 30 of the best-ever jokes about Scotland from Scotland. I think that's got the wrong ring to it. Saboo: Kirk; is it true that you are still an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind? Fortunately they are able to defeat her. It's delivered by ninjas. The Mighty Boosh Tv Show Quotes The Hitcher : "Aagh. We all dream but do we really dream? And I need you more than ever! 25 of Charlie Brookers most cutting jokes and insults So don't ever be doing that to me. All the features, jostling for position, yeah? Howard Moon: [gets hit in the face with snowball]. That's the scribblings of a retard, Vince. Howard Moon: Give me the amulet, you b*tch! We'll be holding on forever! And then three-quarters, eh, no one gives a sh*t about him. His body consists of a pink head with six tiny legs sticking out of its base. Parka Creature: [a small, mysterious entity concealed in a parka approaches Howard] [in a deep,booming voice] Look deep into the parka. Bollo: You are truly wise, Naboo. My father warn us. The horrific screaming noises Nanatoo makes were made by Noel Fielding and Rich Fulcher, screaming into a microphone. Fisherman: The only person to have met Old Gregg and lived to tell the tale is Old Mr Hopkins, there. Tony Harrison: [Saboo and Tony Harrison are DJing] I've got it, Saboo! Meanwhile, Vince and Howard go undercover to try to steal the tome from Nanatoo to return to Naboo. Your book isn't going to help when there's a Grizzly on the loose! Howard Moon: You? The Moon: He's so bright and milky white / Shining down upon the ground / He's the bright, milky white / Shining down upon the ground / Everybody look at the moon / Everybody seein' the moon / The moon is bright / He's milky white / Everybody look at the moon / Uh! Vince Noir: Right, I'll ask him, see what's going on. In an attempt to impress two goth girls (Robots in Disguise), Vince and Howard stage a seance in their front room. Vince Noir: [Tommy repeats song] Is that your hero? "Yes!" they'd honk. Others say its more of a seventy-thirty split. The eyes screaming out? There are many things in here, things you could never dream of. Johnny two-hats. Jump to: navigation, search. Stopped him pressing accelerator. She was free with everyone. Quotes. Summary: In an attempt to impress two goth girls, the boys stage a seance in their front room. You, me and Carlos Santana; hoovering for six weeks! Dennis: This "Bighead" business - I don't understand. Miso, miso Oriental prince in the land of SOUP!, Your email address will not be published. What goes around, comes around. However, it is deduced that Tony survived as he features in later episodes. Just punch him in the snout alright? Vince Noir: Did you say mink? After dealing out Howard's "first taste of crunch" by slapping him with a handbag, Saboo was seemingly killed by Nanatoo, who wrapped Saboo in her knitting, and stabbed him with several knitting needles, whilst he exclaimed "Crunch time!". Naboo: No, I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac. All rights reserved. 25 of Lee Macks wittiest jokes and one-liners I behaved like a t*t. I was having problems coping with stardom. The Mighty Boosh is a British comedy troupe featuring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. I like that book. Howard Moon: I don't buffet about in the winds of fashion. Vince Noir: Yeah, they call you the spanner Howard Moon: I don't accessorize. I do my own hair. References to "Mrs Harrison" imply that he is married. . That's a good book. Howard Moon: What the hell are you wearing? Fossil: I want everyone to mind their P's and Q's. Rudy: Others call me R-R-Rubbady Pubbady. The Hitcher: [singing] Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob, have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea! [Takes a spoon full and eats some vomit] Mmmm. Howard Moon: Yeah, well that's an infringement of people's liberties. Tony Harrison: Anyway, it's not my fault. The Mighty Boosh English Comedy Noel Fielding's Luxury Comedy It Crowd Russell Brand The Chosen One Series The Mighty Boosh "Nanageddon" I Love To Laugh Make Me Smile Toast Of London The Mighty Boosh - I'm going to have to turn my back on you Nerd Best Shows Ever The Mighty Boosh. The Moon: One time, I saw a man looking at me, yes, with his eyes. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Yorkshire is a state of mind. Howard Moon: Thats a pretty big mood swing. How are you? Charlie said, "I'm cool with that," and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. Nanageddon is the third episode of Series Two. Dixon Bainbridge: Listen here you Icey bastard, let's set some ground rules. If you cut me, I bleed ink., I was walking through Camden the other day, and I saw you in a skip, weeping., Ol Gregg. It's the first rule of zookeeping. I'm really really looking forward to working with you and just working and being with you and things. Howard Moon: Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Pain. Howard: I'll take you out for a meal with Mr and Mrs. I am a summer soup Mm! "), and eventually he knocked Harrison off of their flying carpet at a high altitude. The main moon. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. I've just been riding a porpoise. I know how to deal with them. Do I look like a reasonable man to you? Bob Fossil: "Oh! [Other native vomits on a plate]. Now, that was possibly the weakest start to a boxing match ever. Howard Moon: Get me an ape suit, for bananas and a hot towel. Imagine that. Don't run around the house in a little car. Vince Noir: What if someone's photographing animals, yeah, and I'm in the back of the shot? See this pocket? Howard: Oh, that's just me and Vince, been playing, er, games crumb eye, we have to get crumbs in, er, each others eyes and erm, winner get a, rake. Sounded exactly like the wind. The Mighty Boosh - 201 - Call of the Yeti.avi 232MB; The Mighty Boosh - 202 - The Priest and the Beast.avi 230.94MB; The Mighty Boosh - 203 - Nanageddon.avi 231.49MB; The Mighty Boosh - 204 - Fountain of Youth.avi 231.97MB; The Mighty Boosh - 205 - The Legend of Old Gregg.avi 231.17MB; The Mighty Boosh - 206 - The Nightmare of Milky Joe.avi 231.49MB Difficulty: beginner: Capo: no capo: Author stonegolem13 [a] 146. I think I found a new note in between B and C. I always knew it was there. Howard Moon: What do you think this is I've got going on here? It's true. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Bingo Announcer: The age I lost my virginity: number forty-three. Use section headers above different song parts like [Verse], [Chorus], etc. There were loads of them on the front. "Funk is jazz's deformed cousin." "Never eat another man's applause!" Dixon Bainbridge: "The wolf attacked me. Thug #1: Yo, lemme up, homes, I know your sista. No drive too fast for there are speed camera on A49 but Chiko crazy. Suck on that sub section. The Hitcher: [leers] Do I look like a reasonable man to you, or a peppermint nightmare? Die Serie enthlt fnf Hauptdarsteller: Julian Barratt , Noel Fielding , Rich Fulcher , Michael Fielding und Dave Brown . 100 of Homer Simpsons greatest quotes 18 Jan. 2023. Rudy Van Disarzio: This is a place free of those distractions. Vince Noir: Sorry about earlier. So alone Wind my only friend Howard Moon: [about Bainbridge] What's he got that I haven't got? Well, you cannot make milk into cheese! Vince: Why don't you go and put your head in some vinegar? Vince Noir: I thought it was good for you. After a quick drink, Charlie stole Eric Phillips' magic carpet and left for Seattle. Played by Margaret John. Bollo: I got a bad feeling about this [repeated line, various episodes]. Whatever the percentage, hes one fishy b***ard., Howard: I want to be the greatest Jazz player in Yorkshire. The Mighty Boosh is a British comedy troupe featuring comedians Julian Barratt and Noel Fielding. Noel Fielding has been known to refer to the boy as his nephew but, they are not biologically related. Vince Noir: That's not very P.C, is it? Please let us go faster.". Vince Noir: I am the Chosen One. Your email address will not be published. Howard Moon: I'm sorry, you've completely got the wrong what do you mean "old"? Like what, "Have you seen my light blue trousers? Vince: Yeah. Tony Harrison: Oh, come of it. Charlie panicked and fired the tiny Inuit bullets into Eric's crocodile peepers. Charlie said "I'm cool with that" and set fire to a posh hammer to make it official. I asked you to pick me up; you just shunned me! Good choice. Vince: Oh yeah, I do the costumes, you do the music. Vince: Hey Naboo. So funny and so artistic. Vince Noir: [Howard has just revealed that he is a virgin] Come on, Howard. 25 of the greatest Absolutely Fabulous quotes, darling What have you been doing? EELS! It then took place in a flat in Camden Town in series 2 and in a store, "Nabootique," in series 3. When does he come, two days in, to the calendar month? Rudy Van Disarzio: [flustered] That was a misunderstanding. Vince Noir: You don't accessorise. I'm blazin'! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Recap/TheMightyBooshNanageddon. Bollo: No, I chopped his feet off. ----- NANAGEDDON - The Mighty Boosh ----- Tabbed by: stonegolem13 Tuning: Standard (EADGBe) I've tabbed both bass and guitar here:- e . "Howard Moon"-colon- "Explorer." 25 hilarious dad jokes youve probably never heard before It burns! All a bit too busy. Mmm. Bryan Ferry: Ah, a demo tape, how nice. I once looked at a hedge. [smiles]. Im Howard Moon. He took a piss on me! Tony Harrison: Feel my multi-hexagonal-textured-alien-barbed penis inside you! Obsessed with travel? Oh my Gooooooooooood! [laughs]. Vince Noir, Howard Moon: Deep down in the ocean blue like a barnacle/ Sitting in a tight place/ Laughing like a monkey arm/ Pulling like a China boy/ Carraway carraway carraway noise/ Boing, chika masala/ Boing, chika masala/ oh tooth tooth/ [suck in air] ! TVTropes is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License. One for feathering. Like that. Decapitated Lester Corncrake: I don't like it! All is lost. Vince: They never found his body? Every now and then I get a little bit worried that the best of all my years have gone by. The Hitcher: [in Victorian-Electro song] The past and future, combining to make something not quite as good as either. Howard Moon: Yorkshire is a place. I have the amulet. Full moon. 41 of Bill Baileys most gleefully funny jokes and one-liners "You're a true wizard, how can I ever repay you!?" We're the Piper Twins! I am Gespatio. Howard Moon: Have a look through there, what do you see? Vince: You're in for a Hubba-Bubba nightmare. 50 of the funniest Friends quotes and jokes, 28 Star Wars jokes that will make you laugh (and cringe) Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. He took pity on Charlie and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. Theres a simple truth to me., Vince Noir: I havent got anything inside, Im like a beach ball., The Hitcher: Aagh! Howard Moon: Time is calling out my name. 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Most men would have kissed my balls Rudy: Let us see what is behind the Door of Kukundu! It hurts. Charlie was racked with guilt. Rudy Van Disarzio: Better a Priest than a Beast Rudy Van Disarzio: How many times do I have to tell you? Eric Phillips decided to refreeze Charlie. Some say he's half man, half fish. 4,942 views, added to favorites 22 times. Vince Noir: This is the glam rock ski suit! The Mighty Boosh, Noel Fielding, and more Real. North Pole Native: We will be very offended if you do not eat with us. I'm gonna call it Howard's Note. 50 of Terry Wogan and Graham Nortons most scathing Eurovision quotes Vince Noir: [Vince and Howard are driving in a van. Quotes.net. Fighting in the dojo. Vince Noir: What about you and Jack Cooper? But I'm gonna protect you boy. US residents can opt out of "sales" of personal data. It's a jamboree for Vince Noir. Carrot and coriander. Tony Harrison: When are you gonna start thinking outside the box? Howard Moon: Well, I'm telling you I love you, and you're laughing at me. Howard: What, that pink shape that you draw? There were loads of 'em on the front. Howard Moon: How dare you do that to me in the night, when I'm oblivious. Saboo: I would like to play "Would I Lie to You" by Charles and Eddie. Tony Harrison: How dare you. Remember the pencil! By his own admission, Kirk is "an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind". Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time. Whats wrong with you? =) I do not own any of this content but using 'Fair Use' am merely. Thug #1: Oy, you, Bighead, come over 'ere. The Audience goes wild]. Naboo: Don't worry about me, I'm a Shaman. Howard: Who are you, dealing out stories in chunks? The nose? It is the third Boosh episode to feature both members of Robots in Disguise. ", "Can I have a crisp?". A miracle!" Vince Noir: I think in his own simple way he was probably just trying to cool you down. My mind's like a fortress. [to Hamilton Cork, who is no longer in character] Now look, I invited you on the show out of the kindness of my heart. I'm shitfaced! Vince Noir: Just calm down and tell me what happened. 39 of the greatest Brass Eye and Day Today quotes No way. Head Shaman: Sometimes I wonder about the team I have assembled here Tony Harrison: It's an outrage! Lead Shaman: You shall go with Tony Harrison there. Vince: Just punch the big mouse. Vince: What you've done is you've focused in on the wrong character, yeah? It's me, Howard Moon, we spoke on the phone this morning. We're gonna die in the most horrific way known to man. 1 Nanageddon Lyrics Blood on the walls, of London Town Satan's evil in a nylon gown Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming with a demon in a wig Evil cakes Fiery Lakes Nanageddon's coming. Usually just old weather-beaten types like yourself. Heey! I don't wanna get left behind. A fantabulous television programme 3. You know. There's a simple truth to me. Working out to hot be-bop. Soup, soup a spicey. You think it's going to be alright? You fear jazz! You got off with it Howard: Yeah, it's one of the few ways to calm a llama down. Yorkshire is a state of mind., Howard: Where did you get those sunglasses from? Howard: I'd like to think that I will be remembered many years after my own death. Staring at your own reflection forever? Howard Moon: Playing the final moves of it's game. Tony Harrison: Come on! Saboo: I will get that book for you, sire. Dennis: I'm sorry, but I do not stoop to pick up men in the urinals. Well, I have! They revoke Naboo's shaman powers as punishment for allowing Nanatoo to get loose, and assign a crack team of shamans, Saboo and Tony Harrison, to track down and defeat Nanatoo. I was having problems coping with the stardom. Well, I got a problem with the black-and-white people at the zoo. And then we got loped into tidying up! He suffers from motion sickness and cannot travel very well on most vehicles, but claims to be good on horses. [Howard switches it off]. Howard Moon: That's pretty good, actually. Vince Noir: Ohh, the double! That means NO effin' and Jeffin'. Remember the pencil! It burns! The Hitcher: Aagh! Vince Noir: I do my best work when you're oblivious. Howard Moon: This man came into the shop, a cockney! Lucien: Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. They dont mind that youve not gone beyond the kiss., [On super cool magazine Cheek-Bone]: Its so cutting edge, it goes out of date every three hours., Dixon Bainbridge: The wolf attacked me. 50 of Tim Vines most ingenious jokes and one-liners It is a sound. You've never even been to the crunch. Chilli chowder. Mrs Gideon: Why do you have crumbs round your eyes? Rudy Van Disarzio: They are selfish men. The Boosh is loose and it's coming at you like a wet flannel! Some viewers may find this . Others call me Captain Margaret. 50 of Frankie Boyles funniest (and darkest) jokes - Black Elk. Crack Fox: This old peach, why it's my hat sir! But now I'm nu rave! I have the amulet. Tony Harrison: You are so square! Tony Harrison: How dare you! Bob Fossil: Ride around in a lorry and beat up midgets? Howard: Well you're always happy aren't you, everything's fun for you. Vince: Get off, gettin' them in the right order. Vince: [Impersonating the wind] It was pretty good though wasn't it? Many have failed. Howard Moon: Yeah, well maybe you'll take this place a bit more seriously now. Howard Moon: Yeah, he's gone a bit wrong. The Spirit of Jazz: Yorkshire? Saboo: Live your life? Oh cheese. Legendary fish. He took pity on Charlie, and scraped him off the floor with a pair of fish slicers. What about the zoo? Others call me Mickey Nine, the dream weaver. Howard: You hate jazz? I'm the moon. Lucien: Because there's somethin' out there somethin' evil somethin' that goes by the name of Old Gregg [creepy music]. NO! Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab? Vince Noir: I haven't got anything inside, I'm like a beach ball. Howard: Yeah, it's like a brass band under a wig. Howard Moon: Sorry, I thought that was your look. [Throws it away]. It's not a dress! Thug #1: Don't back-chat me, Bighead, or I'll bust you up. You witness some soil? And while I stood there I saw more than I can tell, and I understood more than I saw; for I was seeing in a sacred manner the shapes of things in the spirit, and the shape of all shapes as they must live together like one being. You ain't got one! Howard: Something Tommy taught me. He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets, and spanners. Naboo: He's gone too! Course he will. Oriental prince in the land of soup! 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